Best thing i heard..okay read today

from a co-worker:
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Happy Heart Day everyone...

The one thing I like about Valentine's Day (or My mom's birthday because it is better to call it Linda's birthday than Valentines Day)

Beacause I am a bitter single gal. Is the conversation hearts.



Also because I choose to be bitter and single today I found this article of the origin of the heart symbol entertaining.

http://www.slate.com/id/2159800/nav/tap1/?GT1=9129

Happy Linda's Birthday everyone!

holy rusted metal batman!

just wanted to let you all know that i just ate a 1/2 wheat wrap with ham, chedder, and by far the world's SPICIEST mustard ever. Seriously, my eyes were watering.
Have a great weekend.
Peace

Just my luck(not the lindsay lohan movie)

So i know that I pretty much have the worst luck ever but it was pretty much decided today. I knew that Justin Timberlake was staying in Boston and would come in to work at some point in the past few days so I had everyone on high alert to call me if he was here. So about half an hour ago i find out that he did come in about an hour before that. There was no call from ANYONE!!!! No one felt the need to call me or say hey i need to talk to you about something can you come up here, or say guess who is here... I mean it isn't like i was asking for their first born child nor was I going to go up to him and start chatting. I would have just like to have seen him. Especially when would I EVER get to be that close to him?

saddest day EVER!

Signs you work to much

I know this is a lame post but deal with it, at this point in time it's all I got. Besides tomorrow Nanny and I will be watching the Super Bowl together which always makes for some entertaining Nanny stories.

1. You try to open your house door with your work keys and forget what your house key looks like.
2. You dial 9 first while trying to call someone from your house phone.
3. You answer your home phone... "Good morning/afternoon/evening this Kelly." or "thank- you for calling...place of business... this is Kelly. How may i help you?
4. You try to sign in to your computer with your work password and can't figure out why it isn't working.
5. You don't have time to do laundry or can't remember what outfit you wore when because they are all blending together
6. You can't remember what day it is.
7. You figure out what day it is by what is happening at work or what staff is working.
8.

I should have stopped at 5 because I can't think of anymore. I seriously need to stop working so much. Does anyone know how I can win the lottery/ marry Justin Timberlake/rob a bank with out getting caught/ become independently wealthy without working this much? Fell free to let me know. Please and thank-you!