Sometimes when your down..or more importantly, just being whiney, its comforting to know you have a best friend who's there for you:
A: okay!
sweet..i just got a phone call to let me know that i forgot to set the alarm..
kelly..i'm in an icky funk :(
K: for BF?
What can I do to help you snap out tof it?
A:i think just everything..
god i hate when i get this way
to help me snap out of it you could please:
turn some of my belly fat into muscle
clean my apartment
re-organize my closet
try on all my clothes to see what the heck actually fits me and what needs to go
finish melissa's scarf
wrap my x-mas presents
save money
pay of my credit card
clean my spare room
shred papers
get *** get a boyfriend so she'll leave mine alone
finsih making the photo calander for my parents which was for x-mas but they will now never get
plan melissa's shower
buy a dress for melissas shower
book my aruba tickets
train my cat so he's not such an asshole
find me a new job preferably one where i do something fun and get paid a tons of money
make sure i lay out my clothes the night before
get up early enough so i can attempt to make myself look half decent
go to the gym
K:Okay
a. you don't have belly fat because if you do than I don't even know how to explain what mine is.
b. Merry maids!
c. well now you know how I like to organize people's closets
d. if I could try on your clothes I would tell you nothing fits you and would take all the cute clothes home with me.
e. finishing Melissa's scarf could be a therapeutic activity for you.
f. if I didn't have to still shop for mine I would
g. me save money or you? what happened to ING?
h. goes with the ING thing and when I marry rich/ win the lottery/ rob a bank I will
I. Put everything in the closet and then it is done. but when I have a night off(hahahah) maybe we can work on that one.
j. come- on now. just put the shredder in front of you while you are watching tv and shred them all the while pretending it is ***'s hair
k. Put her picture up on match and get her a date! and then go on a double date!
l. give it to them as a delayed gift. is it a home made one or an ofoto one?
m. I will definitely help with the planning of the shower. Have it at Blu and get my discount
n. When is the shower? you have mucho time to buy it and hit the sales after xmas. (jcrew has some good stuff on there that will be going on sale.)
o. If I had money I would. and then buy myself one. keep checking expedia. I bought mine last year in january/february remember?
p. ask for that for your birthday or regift him to your parents.
q. I offered you the HR position here but was refused( not that I blame you) i think personal assistant would be good for you!
r. buy a valet thingy and then it would be fun to lay out your clothes
s. if I knew how to do that one I would be on time to work everyday!
t. come and work a few shifts for me (bday parties) and you can work out for free and see famous people and get me to work out.
That Kelly..she can be so reasonable sometimes..i heart her
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
A Brighter Discontent
okay..first I'd like to follow up on Kelly's post by adding that i recieved a text message from kelly @ 11:42pm that evening saying "Nanny's drunk! Can't stop laughing."
other than that all i have to really talk about is being sick..which sucks. my throat started to hurt a bit on monday night..but i didn't let it get to me..then at some point yesterday my neck got stiff and my voice got all scratchy (or deep scratchy sex goddessy..whichever you prefer) and i felt all swolen in my throat..awesome. this did not stop me from going out to eat with my dad..cuz really..i'm poor and free food is free food. so i decdied that the cause for my illness was that i didn't get any sleep the night before, due to the fact that i had to roll out of bed at 6am to go to a 7:30am meeting at work (gross) i figured i'd get a good night's sleep and be all better...not! (ahha..i can't remember the last time i used that..and it makes me think of borat..anyway).
i woke up this morning...late..knowing that i would problaby need to go to the doctors. so i sat up in my bed at around 8am and decided to test it out...which basically means i had to start talking to myself outloud to see how bad my voice sounded and if it hurt to talk....it did.. so i call my doctors office who apparantly doens't open till 8:30 and went back to bed for a bit..8:40 on the dot i called back and was informed that they were upgrading their system and that they couldn't see anyone today..so off to prompt care i go.
2...2 and 1/2 hours later i emerged from prompt care...my rapid strepe test negative, and november's issue of allure that i took from the office (that's the least they could do after waiting that long) and a promise from dr. something or other (who was really tiny and wierd looking) that if its strepe she'll call me tomorrow..joy..
on a happier note last night was the season finale of nip/tuck..and it was good..and had a really good song at the end that the case lipsynced to...i guess what i didn't like is that now it all starts over..jsut in a new location...i dunno..guess we'll see..and ps. can't wait for "dirt" to come on next week.
okay..i've rambled about nothing for long enough..off to work!
other than that all i have to really talk about is being sick..which sucks. my throat started to hurt a bit on monday night..but i didn't let it get to me..then at some point yesterday my neck got stiff and my voice got all scratchy (or deep scratchy sex goddessy..whichever you prefer) and i felt all swolen in my throat..awesome. this did not stop me from going out to eat with my dad..cuz really..i'm poor and free food is free food. so i decdied that the cause for my illness was that i didn't get any sleep the night before, due to the fact that i had to roll out of bed at 6am to go to a 7:30am meeting at work (gross) i figured i'd get a good night's sleep and be all better...not! (ahha..i can't remember the last time i used that..and it makes me think of borat..anyway).
i woke up this morning...late..knowing that i would problaby need to go to the doctors. so i sat up in my bed at around 8am and decided to test it out...which basically means i had to start talking to myself outloud to see how bad my voice sounded and if it hurt to talk....it did.. so i call my doctors office who apparantly doens't open till 8:30 and went back to bed for a bit..8:40 on the dot i called back and was informed that they were upgrading their system and that they couldn't see anyone today..so off to prompt care i go.
2...2 and 1/2 hours later i emerged from prompt care...my rapid strepe test negative, and november's issue of allure that i took from the office (that's the least they could do after waiting that long) and a promise from dr. something or other (who was really tiny and wierd looking) that if its strepe she'll call me tomorrow..joy..
on a happier note last night was the season finale of nip/tuck..and it was good..and had a really good song at the end that the case lipsynced to...i guess what i didn't like is that now it all starts over..jsut in a new location...i dunno..guess we'll see..and ps. can't wait for "dirt" to come on next week.
okay..i've rambled about nothing for long enough..off to work!
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Chronicles... what... of Nanny
I thought that I may have to stop the Chronicles of Nanny after the lat post but well.... she is just so entertaining sometimes... at least now I know where I got it from..
So with out further ado... I give you Thursday nights happenings...
Me in bed at 11:00 p.m. after getting home, being locked out and breaking into the house(yup I am so good I may be considering a life of crime) and realizing that Nanny went out with the girls for dinner.
Her last words to me were that she would be home a little after me. Which I thought would be around 8:30p.m. so I left work around 8ish and when I broke into the house around 9 she still wasn't home.
When she finally did arrive home after 11p.m.(better social life than I have) she comes flying in the house opens the door to my room and yells:
Nanny: "Kelly"
Me: "yes?"
Nanny: "oh you are home."
Me: "yes."
Nanny: "Who's car is in the drive way?"
Me: "Mom's"
Nanny: "oh"
Sidebar: Linda got her plates switched a few weeks ago. Now I can hear Nanny and two other people chatting about how they didn't know who's car it is... it is at this point I realize she is drunk. Now she goes out the door and no one comes back for about 10 minutes. I am curious but not enough to get out of bed. What can I say I am lazy and wasn't sure I wanted to know what is going on. Just that this is going to be great to blog about. When she comes back in(from driving a friend home) we have this conversation.
Me: "Nanny?"
Nanny: "yup!"
Me: "Did you have fun?"
Nanny: " Oh My god."
Nanny: "Oh my god Kelly"
Me: " Have a few drinks Nanny?"
Nanny: " Oh my god."
Please try to picture this exchange with Nanny saying Oh My God in a sing songy voice because that is what she was doing and it made it so much better. I will re-enact it when I see the 2 people who read this.
nanny: "wooo."
Me: " so you had a good time?"
Nanny " Oh my god! I had one BIG Manhattan at the restaurant. Then we went back to Jackie's and I had two B and B's on the rocks. Wooooo."
This is followed by many Woo's and then announces she is going to bed. She likes to say wooo a lot which is usually annoying but in this case VERY funny!
So with out further ado... I give you Thursday nights happenings...
Me in bed at 11:00 p.m. after getting home, being locked out and breaking into the house(yup I am so good I may be considering a life of crime) and realizing that Nanny went out with the girls for dinner.
Her last words to me were that she would be home a little after me. Which I thought would be around 8:30p.m. so I left work around 8ish and when I broke into the house around 9 she still wasn't home.
When she finally did arrive home after 11p.m.(better social life than I have) she comes flying in the house opens the door to my room and yells:
Nanny: "Kelly"
Me: "yes?"
Nanny: "oh you are home."
Me: "yes."
Nanny: "Who's car is in the drive way?"
Me: "Mom's"
Nanny: "oh"
Sidebar: Linda got her plates switched a few weeks ago. Now I can hear Nanny and two other people chatting about how they didn't know who's car it is... it is at this point I realize she is drunk. Now she goes out the door and no one comes back for about 10 minutes. I am curious but not enough to get out of bed. What can I say I am lazy and wasn't sure I wanted to know what is going on. Just that this is going to be great to blog about. When she comes back in(from driving a friend home) we have this conversation.
Me: "Nanny?"
Nanny: "yup!"
Me: "Did you have fun?"
Nanny: " Oh My god."
Nanny: "Oh my god Kelly"
Me: " Have a few drinks Nanny?"
Nanny: " Oh my god."
Please try to picture this exchange with Nanny saying Oh My God in a sing songy voice because that is what she was doing and it made it so much better. I will re-enact it when I see the 2 people who read this.
nanny: "wooo."
Me: " so you had a good time?"
Nanny " Oh my god! I had one BIG Manhattan at the restaurant. Then we went back to Jackie's and I had two B and B's on the rocks. Wooooo."
This is followed by many Woo's and then announces she is going to bed. She likes to say wooo a lot which is usually annoying but in this case VERY funny!
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