Okay..seriously guys!

Twice! Twice I have been dupped. Thinking that this nice guy speaking to me is gay..because of comments about his shoes that he waited four years to buy, or the flambounce in the way he talks..funny handshakes..I don't know..the list goes on. But seriously, I get the whole metrosexual thing, but do not speand 10 minutes to me talking about your latest shopping spree, then try to hit on me..uh huh..not happening. I can only compare this feeling of disappointment when what you thought was going to be your new fun gay shopping buddy, tries to pick you up, to what it must feel like for a guy when he's hitting on a girl with a nice rack, only to find out she has on a miracle bra.