I thought I would elaborate more on last Saturday..aka Jill's suprise party which by the way, for such a surprise, Jill was looking all put together and ready for a party...but i digress...
so we are all sitting around watching the sox game and drinking-except for Linda, who amazingly enough, is probably a better time sober than drunk. We are thowing insults at the "old sluts" and they are throwing them back at us. Because Jill and I now have our Master's and that makes us the smartest people in the world, we decided to change "old sluts" to something better-especially since Linda made fun of the fact that that was all we could come up with. We threw around a few ideas, such as provative homosapians, elderly, and elderly provacative women (which was my personal favorite). A few more back and forths and the elderly provacative women are now calling us young impressionable good catholic girls (stop laughing) sluts as well..to which Kelly responds "i learned it by watching you, it was like a revolving door at our house when i was growing up" yah..Linda dated a lot...
So a little while later I am commenting on Linda's new haircut..its much shorter now, and easier to take care of:
Linda: See, now I don't have to worry about it when the next guy comes in through that revolving door.
Me: oh yah..all you have to do is "fluff fluff" and you're good to go
Linda: yeah, just blow and go
enough said...
To the three people other than Kelly and myself that read this have a great 4th of July!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Yup. That's my mom.
Haha. Blow and go. That's nice coming from a grandmother of two. She's definitely Nanny's daughter.
Post a Comment