Okay..so when did the bases change? Back in the day first base was kissing..second was some boob action, thrid involved privates, and fourth was all the way...when did first become the boob touching? and what the hell is third then? did i always have the bases messed up? being a girl, we really didn't nor do we actually refer to the bases when discussing our endevours..we use actually words and descriptions, so i'm not really sure what the kids are calling things these days..but i'm confused. okay..moving on..i had this great epiphany on the way to work today while i was listening to the radio talk about how sheryl crow and lance armstrong called off their engagemneng. so in the real world, people date..perhaps they fall in love, get engaged and get married..in hollywood, people meet, date for a day or two, get engaged and that is their relationship. this is why so many celebrity engagements are called off..they are confused. they've confused the whole actual relationship thing with wearing a pretty ring and prancing around with designers picking out chiffon or satin and choosing tiffany placesettings. while that seems like a great time..and i hope one day i too get to prance and show off shiny things..they are missing the whole point of getting engaged...its that you're in a relationship and in love...not that its the cool thing today..oh..oh..they have engagementships instead of relationships..hee hee!
now if you'll excuse me..i need to find a 13 year old to explain this base thing and then i need to pack up and leave for hollywood ( i need to find myself a man to have an engagementship with ..i found this really cute kate spade placesetting!)
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hahaha engagementships.
When you learn more about the bases let me know - I know we used to just lie to each other back in the day and said 'no, we just talked.' Hmmmm I wonder what base 'talking' is.
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